死亡搁浅宣传片刚公布大家只因为小岛所以才没喷

作者：NGA-银子弹头

这儿我翻译一些老外对刚发布的逝世停滞宣扬片的点评

"Kojima cultist here...DS does not look great...

So I'm sure that it will be great, seeing as how the cool/creepy stuff from earlier trailers hasn't been shown yet, but...

Everything looks super boring, and the implementation of real people is an immediate turn off.

I'm not here to crap on Kojima, because it still looks more interesting than most stuff we get nowadays, and I'm sure it's going to be great in the long run, but...

I have to be honest. It looks pretty dumb now...

Kojima always surprises us by being vague, and playing on expectations, but I don't recall ever being this underwhelmed by any MGS prerelease marketing."

“我是小岛脑残粉... 逝世停滞看上去有点不太妙...

我信任游戏会是很棒的，由于之前的宣扬片里那些酷炫/瘆人的内容还没深化展现出来，可是...

全部的全部看上去都是如此无聊，把真人做进游戏让人立马发生隔膜感。

我不是来喷小岛的，由于逝世停滞看上去仍然比咱们现在玩到的大部分游戏要风趣，我也信任从长远来看游戏会是很棒的，可是...

厚道说说，这游戏现在看上去太蠢了...

小岛一向喜爱经过粉饰来让咱们取得惊喜，而且能让人对游戏保有期望，可是自MGS以来我从没有像现在这样被售前宣扬搞得如此庸俗”

“It's s***e. There I said it. If this wasn't written Kojima all over it, most people would not bat an eyelid over it.”

“逝世停滞便是坨屎。我把话放在这儿了。要不是游戏上写满了“小岛”两个字，大多数人连眼睛都懒得对它眨一下。”

“yeah it kinda looks bad, but we will never know until we play it.”

“是啊游戏看上去挺差的，但正式玩到之前都不好说。”

“Looks like fetch quest, the game.

Like has already been said, if this weren't Kojima, we wouldn't be giving this game any attention.”

“游戏自身看上去就像是(网游里)玩家搜集物品然后交给NPC的使命。

就跟楼上说的相同，要不是小岛，咱们都不会去重视这个游戏”

“The game seems very half-baked”

“游戏看上去十分像个半成品。”

“You can use your 3rd leg as a weapon

GOTY”

“你能够把第三条腿来当兵器用

满走神作”

“This game looks incredible

From cutscenes to the UI and everything else

But we desperately need to see more gameplay, all I've seen is walk walk walk and it's not looking good”

“游戏看上去棒极了。

从过场到UI到全部的全部

但咱们极需看到实机玩法，我现在看到的便是不停地逛逛逛逛走，感觉不是什么好征兆”

“Looks like boring pretentious crap to be honest.

Gears 5 destroys this baby simulator nonsense.”

“说实话，看上去就像是一坨无聊而又自以为很牛逼的废物。

战役机器5能秒杀这个婴儿模拟器”

“GOTY incoming

You can use your 3rd leg as a weapon”

“年度游戏神作要来了

你能够用第三条腿当作兵器”

“Needs to be a game before it can be GotY.”

“在成为年度游戏神作之前得先成为一个‘游戏’”

“but its completely dead map.”

“可是地图(环境)看上去彻底便是暮气沉沉的”

“Good job man, good job”

“好样的啊，真有你的”

“This is coming from a Playstation fan... but the game looks like hot garbage. In terms of gameplay anyway.

Imo, of course...”

“我虽然是个PS玩家... 可是游戏看上去就像是个废物。我指的是游戏玩法方面。

当然了，只是我自己的观点...”

“All I saw was a baby delivery simulator.”

“我就看到一个婴儿送货上门模拟器”

“Honestly that looked really bad, but I haven't been interested in this game from the get-go so no skin off my back.”

“说实话看上去真的很烂，但我从一开端就对这游戏没提起爱好，所以也掉不了一层皮”

“Quote: but its completely dead map.

MGSV: Part 3”

“引证：可是地图(环境)看上去彻底便是暮气沉沉的

合金装备5：第三章”

“Lmao, this looks like hot garbage. Looks like some C-list hollywood movie.”

“笑死我了，看上去就跟废物相同。C级好莱坞电影既视感。”

“It looks like.... how should I put this?... a nonsensical clusterf*** of weird ideas.. and I can't say that is a good thing.”

“这看上去... 我该怎样描述比较好？...乱成一大团的各种奇思妙想... 我是指贬义的。”

“why is he the only one ass kissing this game?

I think he does this on purpose to get a rise out of trolls.

well I'm no troll I have no say in this game do have one thought tho..

I hate the walking jackasses and I hate norman.”

“为什么只要他(Jeff，TGA主持人)在不停地舔这个游戏？

我感觉他是成心去招引一大堆垂钓的(来喷这个游戏)。

横竖我没上钩，我对这个游戏也没什么好说的，但我的确是有那么一种主意...

我厌烦(游戏里)那个走路的傻逼，我厌烦诺曼。”

“Why even release that trailer, are they intentionally trying to make the game look super boring? They have to be saving the real gameplay for a big reveal down the line.”

“发布这个宣扬片的含义安在？他们是想成心让这个游戏看上去特别无聊吗？(这样一来)他们就得鄙人一次严重的发布会上展现真实的实机玩法了。”

“velvet shill surpises noone yet again”

“又一次，没有让任何人感到惊喜的花花枕头”

“i knew it, you deliver s*** to empty tents and "talk" to a f***ing hologram, ugh.”

“我就知道，你干的便是送坨屎到空营地里，然后跟一个傻逼相同的全息印象去“对话”，呕”

“The gameplay has been non existent, the story looks terrible, the environments are terrible, the character designs are terrible.

Not one thing shown thus far looks good. The more that is shown the worse it looks. I don't know why people are looking forward to this just because of Kojima. This looks terrible in every single aspect except production values. If someone never played MGS they would not care for this game, at all.”

“游戏性就跟不存在相同，故事看上去糟透了，地图环境烂极了，人物规划也烂。

现在展现出来的东西没有一个是好的。展现的越多越显得游戏烂。我不知道为什么人们会只是由于小岛就去等待这么一个游戏。这个游戏除了制造价值外，从任何视点看都烂极了。没玩过MGS的人底子就不会去care这种游戏。”

“I was deeply confused when the crowd started cheering at the sight of Norman peeing on the ground. Why was that cheer worthy?”

“我好困惑啊，观众看到诺曼撒尿的那一刻都开端拍手了。这有什么好拍手的？”

“Even botw looks way better and thats on a Wii U.

Also your dude has no wang and the fetus also has no wee-wee.

And will Hideo ever learn animation?”

“荒野之息看上去都比这游戏好，更别提它是Wii U上的游戏了。

操控的那个男的跟婴儿都没有鸡鸡。

还有小岛什么时候才干学会动画？”

“Quote: I was deeply confused when the crowd started cheering at the sight of Norman peeing on the ground. Why was that cheer worthy?

It's germany. They love their piss and scat porno”

“引证：我好困惑啊，观众看到诺曼撒尿的那一刻都开端拍手了。这有什么好拍手的？

这便是德国。他们喜爱看那种撒尿的黄片”

“im gonna be taking SO many dumps, dude.”

“妙啊，我打算在游戏里拉一堆屎。”

“6 minute trailer and we saw:

Norman Reedus sleeping

Norman Reedus peeing

Norman climbing a ladder

Norman dropping off a package

Norman talking to Geoff Keighley

Norman falling down rocks

Norman comforting a baby

The only thing that gave me hope was that "weapons restriction lifted" line....

And yet, the animations, the movement, the controls, the map UI, all of it reminds me of MGS V. And for that reason, I'm still super hyped. We all know Kojima loves trolling, and I'm sure once the full game comes out, we'll see all the guns and action and stealth pop up.”

“在6分钟的宣扬片里，咱们看到了：

诺曼·瑞杜斯睡觉

诺曼·瑞杜斯撒尿

诺曼·瑞杜斯爬梯子

诺曼·瑞杜斯送上快递

诺曼·瑞杜斯跟TGA主持人谈天

诺曼·瑞杜斯山体滑坡

诺曼·瑞杜斯安慰婴儿

仅有给了我期望的是那行“免除兵器约束”的文字...

但是，从动画到动作到操控到地图UI，全部都让给我想到了合金装备5。就由于这个原因，我仍然对游戏坚持极高等待。咱们都知道小岛喜爱垂钓，我信任一旦游戏完整版出售，咱们会看到各种突突突的动作戏跟潜行的。”